Brainwashed

Just realised that in the last post I called people customers. The corporate newspeak is finally starting to take hold. It's too late late for me now, it's only a matter of time before I'm using buzzwords like dynamic, sustainable and team-work seriously. Fuckwit phrases like e-(insert word of the day here), knowledge-based and joined-up (insert other word of the day here) and the like will soon start to pepper my speech like flies on a cow pat. On the other hand i could use these new found skills to become a politician. Hmmm maybe there's a bridge I can jump off first though ; )