hacks

i know it's almost impossible for journos to resist, a shameful compulsion even, but if you find yourself typing any sentence that contains the hoary, smug-fest of a cliche,

american dream turns into a nightmare

you should delete it immediately and go on a strict programme of fasting and beating yourself with hazel rods. this extreme measure is all that can save you from slipping into the depths of hackiness*. repent!!!!!


*if already in the depths of hackiness please disregard